| FartControl :
Dont like the smell? - Close Your mouth! |
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Malmoe Armed Forces Europe |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
European |
| Sign |
Taurus |
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Height | 6' 2" (188 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Friends |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Not Single/Not Looking |
| Profession |
Gasproduction |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | It can be fun to live ! So lets have fun ! Life is serious, so it's a waste to be to serious about it 
In my country we apreciate well articulated farts and the quality is really a big issue here, so the government offers fartcontrols... it's all authorized by the police and we like that.
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I dont want to date really, but it would be nice to meet new friends and compare farts, the sound, the smell and the length of it when released :D and then compare how differnt spicy meals make the effect better. 
I often wonder how farts from other continents would sound and smell. Wanna make a rendez vouz ? contact me and tell me Your ideas !
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