I.R. Pigg plain and simple. I'm the one your mother warned you about, but you'll want to rush me home to meet her. Tell it as I see it. No worries for the rest of my days. Take life one day at a time. Work hard, play harder.


Don't you want to look back at your life 50 years from now and say,
"Look where it brought US!!!"




Pull of the throttle............
Roar of the pipes...............
The sun in my face..............
Wind through my hair............
A long lonely road to no where!!




Try anything once, twice if I like it, three times if it feels good, forever if it leaves marks.


Life's to short????
PPPpppppfffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! What is this the 1800's? When you only lived till you were 25 if you were lucky. I don't know about any one else. But seems to me that lifes alot longer than it use to be. Anoughter day older and deeper in debt...... And no one gets out alive!!!



.:TAURUS The Tramp

Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!


IF U HAD ME ALONE... L0CKED UP
IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS
& WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED
WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN
A MESSAGE... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN
REPOST THIS IN YOUR PROFLIE... YOU MIGHT
BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU
GET!!!



I seen this on a profile, and what a smile it brought. LOL Sorry for stealing it, but needed to be done.....
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.



Life is all about ASS,
Your either covering it,
Laughing it off,
Kicking it,
Kissing it,
Busting it,
Trying to get a piece of it,
Behaving like one,
Or your living with one!



You Can Ask Me Up To Ten Questions:
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No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless I promise to answer them 100% truthfully. Re post this to see what others ask you.



P.S. I will respond to all messages cuz...it's the considerate thing to do!!!
I realise my profile say's freind's. That's where someone needs to start, but the ultimate goal is to be with someone that what's to grow old togeather.

First date, hmmmmmmmmm. Maybe a phone date first, chat a little, hear each others voices, get to know each other a little. Then decide from there if we wanna meet. Maybe get togeather at a park, go for a walk, chat some more, get to know each even a little more. Then maybe hop on my bike, take a cruz around town, or down the highway for a bit. Hit up a nice restraunt for dinner, maybe followed by some drinks and dancing. Who knows, whatever floats ur boat.