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About Me
I know you think this is a joke, but hair, teeth and a job is a hard combination to find in men locally. Seriously, the hair thing is optional, but teeth and a job are pretty important, and a license to drive is a definite plus. Just the average girl that is contemplating becoming a professional alcoholic to avoid the ever increasing revalation that mean people suck! Why not be honest and say you really do pick boogers or whatever deep, dark secret you are hiding because it always comes out! So let me share some stuff on me: been married before and it didnt work, but hope to do better the next time, have 3 children all over the age of 16, I like to be active and laugh. Hot wings and a cold beer are favs, running through mud puddles in the rain with someone special is fun at times (it is okay if your hair gets wet, if you have some). Sunset parties in Key West are the fantabulous! I like cooking out with friends, sitting by the outdoor fire and playing cards while downing a couple of ales. I am very "Carrie" from Sex in the City, as I am addicted to martinis and shoes. I guess that means I am also a little kooky! Just looking for a fun guy that really is ready to be monagomous and communicate in a relationship and is willing to live on Tums from eating too many hot wings with me!
First Date
A drink at a quiet bar, dinner, walk in the park, anything condusive to talking. Hey, we could even get a couple of coloring books and sit down at the kitchen table and talk while we see who can stay inside the lines---I challenge you!
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