If you have ever IMed me and I did not respond it was because I did not get it! :-( I always forget to log out of this site when I leave and then later there are IM windows open that say 60 minute timeout. So hit me up agian, I promise I will at least respond if I am at the computer.

I am intelligent and educated. I am curvy and sensual. I love dogs and am not a fan of cats. I think being a cat/dog person says something about a person. I am recently (ok it has been about two years now) back on the market and looking to dating and have fun while rediscovering who I am.
My friends tell me that I should be in comedy, which confuses me. I am just noticing all the stupid things in life and pointing them out. Yeah stupidity is amusing, but why am I the only one who sees these things? For example... Campbells Select has a commercial that claims they put FARM GROWN veggies in their soup. The first time I heard it I was kinda like... "hmmmm good." But think about it for a second... what other kind of veggies are there... Obviously none of us thought that they were going to anyone's garden to get them. See, I bet you have seen the commercial and never noticed. Also, Campbells must have spent millions upon millions on that commercial and none of the hundreds of people PAID to notice these things said WTF? Also, those diet pills that say they are all natural so they have to be safe... ever heard of cocaine, heroine, or venom.... anyone?

I just have to add this! Every morning I drive by a sign that says "specializing in all types of hair" Drives me bonkers!
So what this sign is saying is that the hair salon specializes in hair! No? Really?!?

Okay so I am sarcastic alot... which does not translate well on the interweb. I am a scorpio... it is just inherent.
I lived in the cold north for 28 years. And hated every 14 million, seven hundred and sixteen thousand and 800 minutes of it (and yes it was EXACTLY 28 years).
But I have lived in many different kind of places though. Sturgis SD was interesting... bikers everywhere. NH was nice. And Iowa City, IA (GO HAWKS) for college (give or take 4 years...LOL) I will always have my heart in that city. Do not bother messaging me if you are an Iowa State fan or if you would not disown your children if they went to school there (LOL)
Oh and since I am on the subject of children... I do not want them. Ever! I will not change my mind. I do not mind if a man has kids, but I am not interested in being a stepmom. But I wouldn't be opposed to being friends with my husband's children. Does that make sense? I don't mean to come off poorly on this one, but I have had enough lectures about how I should have children to "complete my life" and am not interested in hearing another one. So, if you have that speach prepared and would even consider giving it to me... move on please. (OK I feel better now... sorry)

Do not be afraid to IM me... what is there to lose?

Hard to breath feels like floating. So full of love my heart is exploding. Mouth is dry hands are shaking. My heart is yours for the taking. Acting weird not myself. Dancing around like the Kelbler Elf. Finally time for this poor slub to know how it feels to fall in lub!


My quote of the week... (ok at this point it is more like quote of the year, but I love it soooo much)
Courage does not always roar
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying
I will try again tomorrow

I would love to get dinner and then go see a comedy at the movies... I know people say that you cannot connect with people at a movie, but I think that at a comedy you can... if things are going well then we can get some drinks after. I love to converse about just about anything.
Or Mini Golf... so you can laugh at me!