Rose are red, violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Just a nice normal guy looking for a nice attractive lady to do things with.
Somewhere between 38-50, and local.

I like most foods. Not much for sushi or eastern foods with ginger or curry.

Sorry, but I'm not a sports guy.
On Superbowl Sunday, I'd rather go for a nice drive!
I don't fish or hunt. Camping maybe, a cabin would be better.

Please, no drunks or stoners, thanks.

I'm 52, and 6'-1" - 240 lbs.
Please don't weigh more than me, when we're together, I like to be the big one!

I'm told I look younger than I am.
But doesn't everybody say that?

Are women flattered or offended if a man tells them they're sexy?

I'm not a "biker". I just like to ride. I've been on 2 wheels for about 40 years, since my first mini-bike at 12.
I don't ride with any clubs, gangs or "colors".
I do not ride a Harley by choice. I ride a Yamaha. 113 cubic inch.
It's bigger than a Harley and more reliable.

I enjoy a good movie, just not for a first date. Too hard to talk and get to know each other!
Dinner is always good. I like live music, but prefer smaller venues, where it's not too crowded or loud!

I love all animals, especially cats! (cats are cool!) Don't have any pets at the moment.



Sung to the tune of Come Together by the Beatles.......

Here come old ball cap, he come grabbing his crotch now
He be flashing his gang signs, I can’t understand him
He wear bling down to his knees
His last year in high school he got 2 C’s and 3 D’s
Yell together, real loud now, rap is crap


He wear those baggy jeans got Escalade yea
He drink Crystal champagne and flash wads of dough now
He say “I know Dre, Dre is King”
Shiny twenty two’s and Ho’s don’t mean you can sing
Yell together, real loud now, rap is crap

He never heard of someone named Chuck Berry
Never heard of someone who wrote real back beat
I don’t think they should be on MTV
He can’t sing a note unless it’s in key of C
Yell together, real loud now, rap is crap


Pet Peeves:
Conversate is not a word! If you are having a conversation, you are conversing, not conversating!
Neither is irregardless.
"The" is NOT spelled "teh" and owned is not spelled with a "p" (pwned)...!

"there" as in, "It's over there."
"they're" as in: "They're coming with us."
"their" as in: " Let's go see their new deck."

"your" as in: "What is your name?"
"you're" as in: "You're a trip!"

I don't usually go to a movie on the first date, can't talk.
Coffee, lunch or dinner is fine with me.

I know a lot of you ladies like to dance. I used to, a long time ago.
I still like slow dancing.













Oh, and I love kids! (taste just like chicken....)