I'm the man your mother warned you about. The guy you desperately wish to tame even though you know he'll just wind up breaking your heart once he's through with you.

The man you dream about while touching yourself in bed, even while your boyfriend tries to buy your love with flowers and perfume.

My full, adventurous life doesn't leave me time to put up with needy, insecure women and their petty dramas. I'm hot, smart, successful, have a marathon tongue, and I eat little girls like you for breakfast.

How about I pack you in my suitcase and take you with me to Africa? We can sit on the shores of Lake Tanganyika drinking wine while the wind blows gently through your hair and gaze deeply into my smoldering eyes.