march 17
thought it was time to update my profile.i tried being gay for awhile. it just wasnt workin for me, although i got hit on more than when i was heterosexual.
hmmmmm

Since i have been ticking off alot of people on the forums lately, i thought i better update my profile so they can get to know the real me.

oct26
well, its time to change just like the seasons.The autumn equinox is happening in a couple days, so i thought i better get a new height,location, and religion.I am still a pirate though, i just wish i had time to get off the pirate ship. I finally got a pirate flag, but have to get a red nose to put on the skull and crossbones.

Summertime, sailing time, yay
middle of june, thought i better redo my profile, i hope you like it.
lemme know if there is anything you are confused about. i would be happy to tell u some more bullshit.

Its the middle of may, the boat is in the water, the air is warm so i thought i better update my profile. i hope all you hunks find it hunky.

Im here for the fun of it. Lookin around, dont really care if i meet someone since i dont think love is possible between women and men these days. Between women and women? sure, in a platonic way. I love my friends and tell them often. Between men and men? who knows. i do know i love my kids and sunny days.

Ive decided not to lie on my profile anymore. Apparently, lying isnt good. Ive learned some good stuff since i started hanging around the forums. Therefore i must admit some of the above was stolen from a pirate ship i came across, right out in good ole lake ontario.

On a first date i would love to walk the plank, of course. Eyepatches arent optional.