I have multiple personality disorder and so do I. I also get very upset when people leave candy lying around. I guess I have abandoned mint issues.

I've got a big kissing contest coming up and I haven't practiced at all.

I'm thining of going back to school and taking astronomy. My teachers always told me I was good at taking up space.

Former careers include being a ribbon cutter, mountain owner and cattle rancher. Although, I only had 1 cattle.

I'm only afraid of two things. Closed in spaces and open spaces.

I'm a single father of 2 beautiful children and 1 ugly one. Although I don't see them as much as I'd like, I'm very close with their 4 mothers.

I'm a pumpkin salesman with October being my busy time of year. The rest of the year is spent preparing for a busy October. But I've always wanted to be the world's first Psycometrist, a person that can see crazy people. I'm also working on a smaller version of the Wii. Can I call it a Wee Wii?

I've only been in jail once when I didn't cancel a taxi. I was arrested for taxi evasion. I'm currently in a legal battle because I was caught stealing cutlery from a restaurant. My defence is that my doctor told me to take 2 teaspoons per day. I'm only following doctor's orders.

I used to be a chain smoker. Although the taste of the chain = not good.

I like shows about dolphins. Shows with a porpoise.

I don't do drugs and I'm not sure about children, but.......
What if I do drugs and want children?
What if I want children to do drugs?
What if I want children to do drugs with?
What if I want drugs and children?
What if the children I want, want drugs?
What if I don't want children and don't want drugs?
What if I want drugs from children?
What if the children I want, want drugs from other children that I don't want?

Oh yeah, and finally it should be obvious that a bear with no teeth is a gummi bear.

Rollerskating? Ice cream social? Farming?

or

House Hunting. Desguising ourselves as a shed and blasting the roof off an unsuspecting house.