Howdy… I think I have learned a little more about what females are looking for since coming out of my coma and finding POF. Let me start by telling you how honest I am:)
I am looking for new friend to see where it goes…… but I might need to borrow your GPS to find the restaurant for our first date.
I am looking for my soul mate …… so if it doesn’t work out you can be reminded for eternity
I am a good hearted man.... and have video of my heart stents operation to prove it.
I want a best friend first …… because the best and the friend part only happen near the beginning
I believe there must be chemistry … intoxicants have been involved in my last five LTRs
I have a motorcycle and tattoos… but no license anymore so I must ride in my sidecar while you work the equipment
I love the outdoors and hiking… after serving three years in prison confined like a veal calf
I am outgoing and enjoy most everyone …… out going of your house after about 3 dates
I love all types of music… It’s the only thing that drowns out the screaming voices in my mind
I love animals…. They taste great
I am a successful confident man …. Or is it a sucky confidence man
I know you don’t need a savior … but I might enjoy taking some mild lashing, piercing and humiliation
I am old fashioned …. People shouldn’t have sex before 16 or after 60
I live within 50 miles of St Louis ….. but I move about every two months if my creditors find me
I am not on here just looking for great sex…. Boy I hope you’re not either, I am sick of disappointing people
I don’t do illegal drugs ….. but can you get me some Zoloft and Viagra if you work in a Pharmacy?
I don’t message for intimate encounters…. That’s done with my different profile (my face photoshopped on that P90 guy's body) like every other guy uses.
I am not married ….. would you.. pretty please
I am male …. legally since my 2004 operation
I am looking for a Long Term Relationship …. Or a symbiotic relationship …even a parasitic relationship
I am looking for my first last kiss …. I am real good at that last kiss part
My picture is ancient …. But Michael Jackson plastic surgeon was available for my new facelift so I look even better
Eye..eye..eye..eye..eye…..Only half of this is true … you pick the half you like
Go ahead and write if you see anything you like…. Just tell me what it was and I will suppress all those other parts of my personality just for your happiness.
Send Grade as appropriate - Corny - Strange - Funny - Lets meet
