Guess# 1 you are ready for the paper shredder (old file, washed up) Wrong
Guess# 2 an accountant for the mob? like arthur andersen? wrong

I wish my dogs were able to type. Then they would say “Seymour is the greatest, funniest, and most loving and romantic (only to those weird creatures calling themselves humans) guy in the world.”

However, since they can’t type I will give it a shot and try to be honest about myself.

I love to laugh and to make children and adults smile. I also like to act silly, have fun, and act wild and crazy sometimes. Never, do I lose sight of the child in all of us.

I am very romantic by nature when I am with someone special. I do not play games and am extremely honest so you would always be secure knowing my sincerity is genuine.

My friends tell me that I am intelligent, kind, funny, and a good friend who can be counted on. In addition they say I am eclectic (in a good way) and have a great sense of humor; okay, maybe it’s a little sarcastic. My female friends say that I can be so romantic that their husbands can learn from me.

I am also very curious. I enjoy figuring things out on my own, and love to solve problems. Sometimes I can be a little stubborn at times because I stick to my convictions, but I am the first to admit when I am proven wrong and am always open to learning from others. All in all, while I am very flexible and easy going, I don't always go with the flow or mindlessly follow trends.

Love discussing world events, politics, history, sociology and how it affects us. In my free time I like to read history and Harry Potter, (yes, I admit I waited on line for book seven) play sports and watch some TV (documentaries, history, science, sports, Comedy Central, and old British comedies). I often play volleyball, racquetball, and when possible, go snowboarding, camping, and mountaineering. I crack-up at the political and social humor of “South Park,” “Family Guy,” “American Dad” and “The Simpsons.” Everyday, I walk my dogs along the Brooklyn beaches (they are great in winter).

I would like to find someone who likes gentle snowball fights, (can throw hard if requested), acts a little silly, and enjoys discussing politics and world events; someone who appreciates, the little silly and romantic things I will do often.

I try helping the less fortunate and also help with local dog rescue whenever I can. So, of course, I hope to meet a woman who also loves dogs, all other animals, and people.

After chatting of the phone and both feeling that they may be some magic, we decide to meet. I am open to many things/ideas, but optimally, a public place (safety first) that we can talk and look into each other eyes.