I found out that I prefer a woman who has at least SOME self-confidence. Doesn't have to be some**** biotch. Just some sense of self. And likes herself. Likes who she is. Likes where she's going in life. Is that too much to ask?

I also found out that I HATE when someone does not respond (AT ALL) to an email, text, voicemail, etc. I mean really. If you can take the few moments it takes to respond to someone, WHATEVER DUDE... That's just plain-old RUDE and disrespectful.


Take some of this long-winded thing with a grain of salt. Much of it is just to see if you are reading it. Oh and I am a yahooer.

If I see one more woman's pic of her making a pouty face or kissie face I think I will throw up.

One of my biggest issues with some people is when people don't do what they say they're gonna do. Or they can't make a simple decision. What ever happened to integrity and loyalty? What happened to friends during thick and thin? Have those simple things vanished?

One question: who doesn't like to have fun??? That must be the funniest thing online. "Fun-loving person..." Who doesn't like to? Please be a bit more creative than that.

By the way. I'm over 40 so disregard the 101 year old thing. Most people guess I'm about 30. Whatever that means. Age by numbers is really irrelevant anyway. I have dated women older and much younger and there's not much real difference. It's how you feel about them and they feel about you that really matters.

I'm having enough trouble just finding people who do what they say they will do. Is it really that difficult just to have some integrity? I've set dates and times to meet a seemingly cool girl and then at the last minute she either changes plans, doesn't call, or gives lame excuses. What the heck is wrong with you women???

I'm just a regular guy here. Well as regular as can be I guess. Self-employed (not UN employed - thank you very much). Sometimes work way too much. Like to do anything outdoorsey or indoorsey with the right person. Fun is the name of the game. Not some weirdo. Just a regular guy (sort of). Watch out because I'll make ya laugh.

I have a couple of online stores where I sell all kinds of motorcycle-related items. They keep me very busy and I have little time to SEEK new friends. I can FIND time if I really want to though. I am not really the type to speak to a strange lady in public. 1. She gets hit on all the time. 2. What do I say anyway that won't sound like a cheap come-on line? It's quite tough for us men to speak to a woman at a bar, grocery store, etc. Hope you all can understand that.

My type? Hmmm... That's a loaded question. I have been attracted to/dated all sorts of women. Short, tall, skinny, thick (not fat), short hair, long hair, green eyes, blue, brown, whatever. I must admit I am a butt-man though. LOLOL Always have been. Always will be. But I like a girl who is cool and fun and with it. Doesn't have to be rich. Doesn't have to be knock-out gorgeous. Doesn't have to be perfect. Just cool, confident, happy. A little sarcasm is always nice too. Because I am too.

Not too obnoxious. Not too loud. No too quiet. No too feminine. Not too masculine. A nice mixture of everything is always nice to find.

I like to be able to carry on a good conversation without feeling like she is bored to tears or talking my ear off. An attractive, smart girl is always nice (as long as she's not TOO SMART). HAHAH

We men are very fragile, believe it or not. If a woman is TOO SMART for us, that's a bit overboard. We like to THINK we are smarter - even though it may or may not be true. We still like to think that.

And if she is a total knockout gorgeous, we will constantly have to worry about her always getting hit on by guys. Too much competition is never good for us men either. I have dated some totally hot babes before and, honestly, it was sometimes too much to handle because we could not go anywhere without some schmuck hitting on her if I were away for 10 seconds. I mean REALLY.

ANYWAY... Surely that's enough for you to chew on for now. LOL


OK. I KNOW I'M GOING TO CATCH A BUNCH OF HECK FOR THIS PART... SO BE IT,

If you don't know the difference between commonly misused words: your, you're, their, they're, there, accept, except, affect, effect, than, then, to, too, two, etc, we probably won't get along. I'm not an English major, but really.

If all you listen to on the radio is one type of music, we probably won't get along.

If you watch nothing but American Idol, Survivor, Big Brother and the like, we probably won't get along.

If you are the type to just toss your shopping cart off into the wind, put it on the curb behind another parked car at the shopping mall, WalMart, Target, etc. with no regard for putting the cart in the corral with all the others, we probably won't get along. That one really gets me. Lazy azz people. Walk the extra 20 steps and put the dang cart away so you don't ding up my truck or I will probably say something to you and show my azz in front of everyone, and not care one single bit about it.

If you have never listened to talk radio (on the radio, not the TV show) in your entire life, we will probably not get along.

If the love of your life is a sports team, or a TV show, we probably won't get along.

If you have no idea how to check the oil/air/water in your car, we probably won't get along. (optional)

If you have no desire to do anything but work at the same job (that you HATE) for the rest of your life, we probably won't get along.

If you still live at home with your parent(s), we probably won't get along.

If you still need a co-signer to get a loan for a car, we probably won't get along.

I am SO not perfect (far from it, actually) but I'm just saying-

While reading the zillions of ads on here, I see a similar pattern: every woman on here is "fun-loving, easy-going, average-build, laid-back, optimistic..." Ummmm... Who doesn't like to have fun?

ANYWAY - no offense to anyone. I'm just telling it the way I see it. No need to combat me on it. I probably won't listen.

I can't exactly say I'm seeking the "love of my life" on here. Who knows though. If she comes along... I could be surprised. Not looking for some quick-fix either. How about we start with someone I can tolerate (and vice-versa) who doesn't look l

Why is it that most of your profiles all sound the same here? (Violins playing...) " I want long walks on the beach. A nice dinner and a movie." Good grief, can anyone be less creative???

I know it may sound like I'm totally against meeting single moms. Not necessarily true. Most of what I wrote above is partly to see if you are even reading this thing.

Something I am curious about is how all women call their children "beautiful". I know a mama loves her baby but come on now. Not ALL people are physically beautiful. If that were true I wouldn't see 80% of the kids about 30 pounds overweight out there. Get your kids out from in front of the Wii (video game) and get them back outside where we used to play every day after school. Parents seem to rely on video games and in-car DVD players to entertain their children. Whatever happened to entertaining and talking to your children yourself???

The few times I have been "out" lately I have noticed many of you women are addicted to the whole plastic surgery, face waxing, hair extension crap. I mean some of you look like Frankenstein. Eyebrows don't even look real anymore. WAY TOO MUCH WAXING. Boobs that look oh so fake it's not even funny. Girls, if you are a tiny little woman and have massive breasts, they DO NOT look real. They don't even look hot. They just look too fake. And the overly-waxed eyebrows are just plain funny looking. Nobody has eyebrows like that. I can understand cleaning up around the eyebrows, but practically chopping them all the way off and then re-drawing them with a Sharpie Marker is just comical. Tummy tuckin, boob jobbin, hair extensions, fake eyelashes, fake everything. Can anyone be somewhat real anymore??? Whatever happened to just doing your best to stay in shape and look as good as you can without crazy Nip-Tuck crap. I mean physically real, not to mention real as a person.

Let's just say this is part of why I prefer to stay single. Because most of the potentially decent looking women out there seem to look like freakin' Frankenstein.



How about we go to the Varsity and have a Frosted Orange. LOL

Maybe some mountain biking in a park. Chill at a restaurant? Movie night on the couch? I'm not too picky about all of that.

I never have "nothing" to do. I'm always either: running my online stores, distributing VP Racing Fuel all over metro Atlanta, sleep, eat, shower, feed the birds, and try to fit all of that into a 24 hour day.

AND if your sole reason for writing/responding to me will be to combat the things previously stated, don't bother. You're wasting your fingers.

Look me up. It'll be fun. :)