The word "moderation" would sum me up pretty well in most respects. Single parent of a teenager, so I know what soccer moms go thru, cause I'm sitting right there with em. Gee, if only more of them were SINGLE, I wouldn't be on here! LOL

Staying in some kind of decent shape is important to me, so I do seek that in a partner also.

I listed "dating" as what I'm looking for, because that obviously comes first. I also think a natural progression will take place if the connection is there for more.

My greatest assets would be: My sense of humor. I'd like to think honesty and being a good listener are in there someplace. I will say I can accept a lot of things pretty well, except SMOKING! :(

This next part is tongue in cheek! I don't lack confidence, but I also don't take myself that seriously either. Love the self depricating humor and teasing people!

Moving right along... :)
My greatest defects would be: goiter or triple chin, not sure. Currently masked by white goatee, which conjurs up images of Col. Sanders, which in turn causes me to proclaim that I am told I look 10 years older than my actual age, contrary to most profiles where people say they look 10 years younger. Not a good thing, but he does have a great secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices, so I got that going for me.

Being slightly bow legged has resulted in less than acceptable height standards for current market trends. Hmmm, if only my parents had those fixed when I was a little rascal, I'd be like 5' 8 1/2" or something. Instead, I get constant requests for part time rodeo clown work, whereas I always wanted to be Chuck Norris' stand in. Not good. On a positive note, I'm on the downward slope, so I have less time left to stress out over it all... :)

My preference in women, is that they look as good as they can, but naturally. I do understand the desire or need, in some cases, to have some sort of tweaking done! I could use some myself, as noted above. Well actually tweaking is a little bit of an understatement. How about a 6 BILLION dollar man make over! Lee Majors, move over! We have an updated reality series coming!

If you like Leno or Rodney Dangerfield, then we share a similar sense of humor, for starters.

PS...Since I have purveyed about every section of this site, I'm not allowed to contact you users who have all these restrictions on, so if I viewed your profile and you have any interest at all, drop me a line. Guess I need to rejoin and stay out of the "bad" areas! :(

Let's start with a casual, short meeting of these great minds! Just in case people are wondering if you're with the Colonel or actually Chuck, with a better rug and part of his beard shaved off. The embarassment period will be more tolerable for you. :)