hey thanks for reading my profile I am on this site to make new friends

I have an english bulldog named Patches.. She is so cute..she high fives you

I live in northeast austin in a 4 bedroom house with 2 rooms for rent.. (kicking all my current roommates out at end of the month)

No i am not really a gigalo that was a joke.. I am self employed.

As for my personality my friends say I’m a cross between Jack Black and Chris Farley except I’m not a short fat ugly out of control guy but I guess you will have to be the judge of that… (I'm taller then they are/were)


my motto for friendship is If you can't make someone's life better then you have no business being in their life.. and for sure you should not date anyone that makes your life harder.. or brings the bad out in you no matter how hot n sexy they are or how good they are in bed.... they should bring the best out of you and make your life easier and better..

I'm 6 foot 270 No I'm not some skinny little wimpy Abercrombie model with air brushed abs.. no skin tight shirts that are 2 sizes too small.. and for sure no popped collar nor do i go with my "wingman" to 6th street to pick up drunk women. Those guys have watched "the pickup artist" way too many times. I am a sweet teddy bear that will make you smile and laugh and be a good friend =)




All i ask is that you talk to me and get to know me.. If things go good and we hit it off and become friends then maybe we can hang out. That's if you can handle a guy like me.

So what are you waiting for?? Email me ALREADY and COME HANG OUT!!!


If you aren't smiling after reading my profile then you read it wrong so SMILE DAMN IT! =)


austinbulldog.com

i usually dont have any facial hair

get to know each other talk listen.. be real.... be friends I am seeking serious friends and possibly long term relationship.. no one time hanging out or one night stands.. not worth my time sorry