| otherboynextdoor :
only has each other. |
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| City |
Edmonton Alberta |
| Area |
Canada |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Aquarius |
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Height | 6' 0" (183 cm)
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| Age |
35 |
| Gender |
Man |
| Body Type |
Athletic |
| Religion |
Non-Religious |
| Hair Color |
Mixed Color |
| Private Images |
Yes | | Chemistry |
N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A |
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Other Relationship |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Not Single/Not Looking |
| Profession |
Yup. |
| Smarts |
Bachelors degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | ***Update: So for fun I created a female profile. You know, to see what it is that you ladies are complaining about, and to check out the competition. Let me assure you that from this horrible experience I can say I'm definitely above average in looks, forming coherent sentences, keeping it in my pants when appropriate, and just plain not being CHEESY. I feel so sorry for you. Really. K, I gotta go respond to Mr. Lovesyourhornybum now. Wow.
I'm really really really really really really really really really really really really cool. I've downgraded myself from really cool x 21 to this mostly out of space concerns.
Anyways as cool as I am I'm bored. Let's do this.
*****Please please please don't be stupid. Let's test you.
A) I think you're hot.
B) I think your hot.
If you don't look at B and think "your hot what?" then move along. And get a dictionary. Sleep with it under your pillow. As cool as I am, I'm not going to be nice to you if you haven't got any brains at all. I might adopt you as a pet perhaps. Scratch you behind the ears. Oh and for the loser who seems to think I need to have perfect grammar to not be a hypocrite - go suck eggs. It's not about being correct, it's about knowing the difference. Capeesh? That all said.....I've met funny girls who can't spell....funny wins. So if you think you're funny, or your funny...I'll have you.
Recent observations:
1) How attracted a woman is to me is generally inversely proportional to her distance from me, peaking somewhere around a 3 hour drive. This sucks. What happened to urbanization?
2) Every woman knows an Ang, Angie, Angela or some iteration thereof. Weird.
3) Cleavage is meant to be shared with the entire internet. Not my feeling on the matter at all, just seems to be the consensus. I'm feeling left out an perhaps I will strap on a tight bra and see what I can come up with...or should I, as a male, develop some sort of underwired, open-topped thong and show off the top (or is it bottom...guess it depends on my 'mood') of my peenesse. In the meantime, thanks ladies. Keep up the good work!
4) Either I'm really young looking for my age or some of you are really lying about yours. Or you slept in tanning beds for years, I dunno. I suspect the lying theory. |
| | First Date |
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Have epistemological discussions regarding internet dating, of course.
*heads for dictionary to look up his big word*
Then delve into why I'm so cool. Not that it isn't obvious. Really. I don't like being obvious, but my coolness is unstealthable.
P.S. I tend to sleep with my friends. This means you. I'll tire you out, laugh your pants off, then you'll go to sleep. I'll spoon you and take pictures and lay false claims as to what we did and then send them to your friends and family. COD.
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