LIKES: HONESTY, open mindedness, intelligence, individuality, big girls, long hair, dark hair, southern accents, girls who don't mind getting their hands dirty, people who sing stupid silly songs they hear on the radio completely wrong on purpose, people with an off-the-wall looney sense of humor, etc...
DISKLIKES: Liars, cheaters, backstabbers, druggies, people who constantly gossip about others, people who won't admit their mistakes, people who omit part of the truth for the purpose of concealment

I'm 5'11", about 180 lbs, and I gots a shaved head. Go ahead and rub it for good luck, but be advised I rub it all the time and so far I haven't gotten any good luck. I'm not looking for Ms. Right Now, I'm looking for a relationship with someone that I can put all my faith and trust into and know that it will be given back. I'm looking for someone who will never cheat on me, I don't appreciate having my heart ripped out by the roots, who does? I'm looking for someone who is willing and capable of being 100% honest with me, even if it means we both find out that it isn't meant to be, because life is too too short to waste any of it with someone who you can't give your whole heart to. I'm just looking to finally find a relationship that I can believe in with everything I have and know that it's absolutely genuine and real. I'm tired of being cheated on and lied to and expected to believe the things I perceive to be untrue. I'm not an idiot, I can tell when it's B.S. no matter how shiney the silver platter is that you serve it to me on. I'm the kind of guy who would do ANYTHING for a friend, and I never badmouth my friends behind their backs, otherwise I wouldn't be friends with them. I'd do anything for anyone who asked me if I have the ability to do it. I love music, all kinds, but mostly I'm into metal. I write and record music sometimes. I can play the living crap out of a guitar, no joke. I love gardening and yardwork. I like nature and the outdoors. I love fishing (only when I actually CATCH something of course) but I don't do hunting. Ehh, blowing a deers head off ain't my thing, the meat ain't that great in my opinion, and you can throw a fish back but you sure can't un-shoot a deer. I DO like to shoot PEOPLE though. Eh, not in real life, just online. I like playing good old Quake2 online. In fact, I'm the leader of a Quake2 clan. If you're a gaming addict who loves first person shooters, give me a holler, I can set you up with a copy of Quake2 and tell you where all the best servers are. Or if that bores you, ...OR if you're just bored in general and feel like chatting about anything from aardvarks to zephyrs, gimme a holler, I'll talk at ya, baby!

Awww, you never know. If I take a wild hair I may suggest drunken karaoke with the drunken mexicans in some run down shack of a bar in gainesville. Or maybe the typical dinner and a movie thing. Perhaps I'll break out the electric guitar and romantically serenade you with a horrid death metal song about pink fluffy bunnies and picking flowers for mommy. Maybe we'll ride bicycles all around the wal-mart grocery department while security chases us with tazers. I dunno, probably not. My neighbor has a pond stocked with MONSTER fish, perhaps we could catch a big one. I'm pretty quiet and reserved on the first date, but don't let it fool you into thinking I'm not interested in you. I'm a gentleman and I don't sprint for 1st 2nd or 3rd base the first time I meet someone. Sorry, I'm just a decent human being that way.