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Chris Catastrophe The Clownfish: Mohawks and Mary-Jane
City
Knoxville/Sevierville Tennessee
Sign
Capricorn
Height
6' 2" (188 cm)
Age
23 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Body Type
Big & Tall/BBW
Religion
Non-Religious
dating
                
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Lolcopter pilot
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
Often (>3 times/week)
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
MusicMohawkVideo Games
Teh HerbsBuddhaKoi Fish
ZombiezJammin out to loud techno on a city bus with rave lights
About Me
-I'm Chris.
-I believe honesty is the best thing two people can have, whether its a friendship or something more. Without honesty you have nothing.
-With that being said, here is me being honest.
-I'm a big guy, there is no denying that. So if you are looking for a 6 pack, just keep in mind I have a keg ;)
-I like all kinds of music except things like country, gospel, ect,. I like things more like metal, techno, drum and bass, reggae, and acoustic
-I like being in the company of fun characters. People that stand out among the crowd are the ones I like.
-I'm trying to beat the world record for longest/tallest mohawk which is currently 28 inches. I am at 14 inches (Oct 09).
-I have no tattoos just yet, I've been waiting just a while to start. I'm designing my own which you can see on my space or deviantart (just ask).
-I have 1/2 inch gauged ear lobes which I want to stretch bigger.
-I smoke marijuana, bud, smoke, mary jane, whatever you wanna call it. I smoke it and I like it. If you don't well you can hit your Back button right about now :)
-I treat a woman with respect in the beginning of any relationship. How she acts afterwards will show how much more respect she will gain or lose.
-I live my life day by day. I dont plan to far ahead.
-I love dorks, nerds, hippies, stoners, and metal heads.
-I have a soft spot for girls in glasses.
-I can joke about anything and everything. Learn to laugh and dont be so serious about everything.
-My brain is hard to master. I haven't even mastered it's awesomeness yet, I doubt you will either >;D
-The only thing better than Zombies and Buddha is Zombie Buddha.
-Vidya gamez make me lol. Team fortress 2, Left 4 Dead, and Half-life are only a few of my faves.
-More than likely, If I viewed your profile and didn't message you, it's probably because I'm to dumb to think of what to say first. So if your message me, I will reply.


First Date
Hang out and try to get to know each other. I try to avoid the normal "dinner and a movie" routine.
Mail Settings (To message Chris Catastrophe you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Female
Age between 18 and 35
Live in United States
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married

Chris Catastrophe has 2 roses that can be sent.

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