I'm bored and it'd be nice to have someone that I could do a crossword with over a coffee and talk to about interesting things (ie, things preferably not pertaining to the weather, American/Canadian Idol, Nascar or sports). I'm not pretentious or a pervert, I'm simply tired of trying, ever so hard, to get stimulating conversation from people and finding that the masses generally bring nothing to the table. I don't care what you're passionate about but you should be passionate about something, I'd simply that prefer it not be watching paint dry or expressing self righteous religious zeal. I'm not trying give the idea that I am possessed of the idea that I am in some way superior to anyone, simply that while some people might love discussing the headline of the newspaper and the weather? I'm not interested and don't see any reason I should have to pretend to be. Originality, keen intellect and a finely honed sense of humour are qualities I hold in high esteem.

I think an ideal first date would involve dining at a french bistro on the moon, foiling a megalomaniacal multi-billionaires plans to corner the worlds market on velveeta cheese. Upon reentry we land in Cuba and take it back from the mob. Play a bit of tennis with Fidel and then perhaps wrap up a perfect evening by dodging gunfire on a beach. romantic, no?