Please note that if any of the following relate to you... Don't bother.

If you enjoy partyin' or workin' it at a bar.
Aren't attractive to most other people.
Collect knives.
Are into granola crunching hippie chicks.
Don't use spell check.
Think country music is lame.
Are offended by crude jokes and off beat humor.
Already have your own family started.
Still have your ex on speed dial.
Don't eat meat or cheese by choice.
Wouldn't wear a helmet when riding a bicycle.
Think reusable shopping bags are for pansies.
Don't enjoy the company of cats.

I don't mean to be rude, but I have met alot of fellas over the past couple of years and I am just trying to prevent us from wasting each others time.