I love to laugh. If I think you’re really funny I’ll also think you’re the hottest person in the room!! Sooo humour is definitely the way to get me to notice you!

I also love to make people laugh! And i'm probably the most random person ever. I have many random thoughts and like to tell/ask everyone about them without thinking them through, so I often sound like a dumbass.... example: "What's the capital of the world?", "Do they turn the Niagara Falls off in the winter?", and "We have TWO lungs?" are just some of the ridiculous questions I have actually asked my friends. If I really take the time to think about these things, I'd be able to sort it out in my mind without ever sounding stupid (The answers being that there is no capital of the world, the Niagara falls run year round, and yes, we have two lungs), but it takes about a millisecond to form a thought in my mind and another millisecond to blurt it out. However, I did graduate university, so mostly I am this way for entertainment purposes only.



I have a lot of friends. My inner circle consists of 15 girls. If you’ve got lots of guy friends, we can get them all together and hey it’s a party!



I don’t really like bars, but I love parties, anywhere really, house, field or shed usually does the trick (as you can see I am grade A class. All it takes is a good ol shed party and i'm golden! Of course the copious amounts of alcohol that will be ingested doesn't hurt the fact that you took me to a party in a shed and so you're probably just as classy as me!)

I like food and I'm curvy and I don't have a problem with it, so if you do, moveee along. I joined a gym last November, got a trainer, and can probably kick your butt now haha! I just want to be healthy and happy.. and I am! Plus, my dad's a chef, so if I didn't like food, I'd probably be an orphan because he would disown me. haha

My ideal slumber party would consist of Miley Cyrus, Hilary Duff, and Taylor Swift… Please don't judge me. I was born in the wrong generation... also, I really want to know who Taylor writes all those songs about. I do have some depth in my music choices, I swear. I just also have a little thing for Disney starlets... you can blame it on my disinterest to grow up. Don't say I didn't warn you.



I LOVE LOVE LOVE thunderstorms. When I can curl up with a book and sink into my couch and appreciate the fact that Judy Blume has no shame.

Some things that make me happy:
-Ice cream. Ice cream makes everything better. It's my own personal band-aid.
-Adam Sandler. Again... I love laughing.
-Books. I love reading.
-New York City. I am obsessed with it.
-Writing. Anything. No, I mean literally... anything. Give me the most redundant task ever, as long as it involves writing, and I will be more than happy to do it. In my 4 year old little boy hand printing nonetheless.. but the thought is there.
-The Family Channel. because there are no commercials. And they play continuous reruns of Hannah Montana...



Sorry, I have to do this part... pleeeease don't waste your time messaging me if...
-You look like you came straight out of a Lil wayne video... no, I am not your 'Ma'.
-u dont no hoe 2 spel an cant forme propr sentanences and you think punctuation is a punk jew asian and not something you use when writing...
-you're prettier than me.

First dates are awkward. let's just drive around and steal lawn gnomes!