ok well ill start by saying ive been on this site for a little now and i just recenty changed my profile because i think i gave someone the wrong impression of me. my last profile highlighted my thirst for both meeting new people and having fun in life, but there was a slight mix up on my last date so i decited to change this description category a little. She told me she was a sweet petite asian girl who invited me to her house for a couple glasses of wine and she ended up being an oversize black woman who got me a little too drunk, talked me into dressing up in a sailor uniform and tying me to her bed posts while she force fed me her crotch. Dont get e wrong i love women of all sizes and colors and i dont mind a little crotch in my face from time to time, but a yellow sailor uniform, i HATE yellow!!! So i decided to change my profile a little in hope to meet people who understand that yellow just is not my color.

Ill start by saying im not really on here for anything particular what ever comes my way, comes my way. If the bond is friends, i love making new friends, if we bond as a hang out crew, i can hang. An activity partner would be nice too, im always looking for a new partner to accomany me during my late night fulfillment of public vandalization. Longterm, im not gonna lie, id love to fall in love. The category of oher relationship is kinda tricky, what the hell does other stand for? ok well if your lookin for other, i might beable to help u out there too. Intimate encounter, hmmmm well if your lookin for a sex slave just dont dress me in yellow. Talk/email, just dont give me a virus, and finally dating, yes even the thought of dating totally randon strangers has a slight thrill to it, just no dates to the st louis zoo, ive been band from entering for odd reasons i wont even begin to discuss.

A little about me. In my spare time i like to watch movies, play tennis, go to clubs and bars, read magazines,fulfill my green thumb, listen to music, vandalize public restrooms, and flash my genitals at the prisoners who pick up trash along the highway. I do smoke a little but im tryin to quit so yippee for me, and on the weekends my favorite activity is to go out and get obliverated with my friends then drive the circle of 270/255 yelling obscene slurs at the elderly. So if i sound like the type of guy u would like to send a message to dont hesitate, the only line i draw are with the black shemale midgits who think its funny to send me pictures of their scrodums tied in rubberbands and thier penises coverd in temporary tatoos, other then that hit me up