Where do I begin? At the beginning. Of course. I was born. I lived a little. I loved a little. Sorry wrong thought. I was born in a log cabin. Damn it. Concentrate. I like women. Just wanted to clarify. Is this thing on? Let me start again. I'd erase all this but my backspace key is broken. I'm looking for someone special. Not church lady special but you know my "one". Someone to enjoy life with. Someone smart once said, "There is no true happiness without someone to share it with". I can't remember who but that's not important. I think he's dead anyway. The point is no matter how great I am now I can't reach my full potential alone. That's where you come in. No pressure but I kind of got a lot riding on this. So stay alert.

What can I say? I'm kind of a big deal. People like me. If you know what I mean. I wish I could say more but you're just going to have to trust me on this. Still no typos. High five! I just realized how lame that last sentence is so just ignore. Thank you. Let's just assume that I'm great and you're great. Does anyone ever get on here and say how bad they are? You know that there has to be some people with some "real problems" on here. You know who you are. Everyone sounds normal in their profile. The truth is?? Well lets not go there. You get my point.

So, I'm great and you're great and together we'll be even better. The trick is to find the right "one". Right? I'm sure you've kissed a lot of toads. I stole that last part. I have. The question is how do you find the right one? The answer is I don't know. If I did I wouldn't be here. I haven't given up though and you haven't either. Damn. Still no typos.

So, if any of this makes sense to you, seek help as soon as possible. Just kidding. Not really. Or if you like living dangerously give me a shout and maybe we can be great together. Or not. Whatever. Feel free to move amongst yourselves.

Peace and Love, Mark

I always take my first dates to a Lakers game. Sincerely, Irwin M. Fletcher. aka Fletch
P.S. Have a nice day!

I stole this part too. Bonus points if any of it makes sense.

Come on. How can you turn down a free meal? Now I sound pathetic. Damn backspace key! Still no typos. Sweet!