Hi, Thanks for taking the time to read my profile and I'll try and introduce myself to you;

Firstly, get yourself a cuppa as I've got a little carried away with this.


I'm an enthusiastic bad cook( all relative I know) but I do enjoy food especially fruits de mer.
. The only similarity I have with Gordon Ramsey however is profanity in the kitchen !

Travel? , seafood, spice, rice and people who don't understand a word I'm saying. They're probably blessed that they don't. The road less traveled. Cycled parts of Asia and Europe with a wee foray into Maroc and looking forward to doing more.


Own teeth and hair, unfortunately most of the latter is in my ears and nose. Gawd bless Victor Kiam! ....I'm painting a picture here but it's starting to look more Dali than Turner.........So, now you're wondering about my appearance; My teenage daughter recently asked.... "Dad? did you get dressed in the dark?"

I've been told I need to put some more pics on here so I'd better start to get as creative with the photography as I am with the writing......good old photoshop!
Depending on the photo I can look like Liam Neeson to Freddie Kruger, pausing at Bodger inbetween.........I hope It's a Liam day!

Like most I enjoy going out for meals but I'm just as happy staying in with an old betamax, 4 bottles of vodka ( 3 for you, 1 for me, never let it be said I don't know how to seduce a lady) and a pot noodle, any variety pot noodle,but not the vodka. The vodka has to be cheap with a moody Russian sounding name and contain high levels of methanol, that said, fresh lime at least.


I have my own business which try as I might to not let it seems to grow, I wish I could do the same with plants other than the bathroom variety.


I enjoy music but have yet to learn to play an instrument, a next chapter thing maybe, I'm seeing myself with a tambourine.

I have recently ( my new years resolution and amazingly still sticking to it ) started kickboxing as exercise and am loving it.... bring me a midget (preferably very young or old), I wanna fight!! update: orange belt... maybe a slightly bigger midget or a pre-teen

What am I looking for in a woman ? The secret to half decent yorkshires and a modicum of sanity... if the yorkshires are excellent I'm prepared to compromise slightly on the sanity..... I know, I'm 'shallow'

Worryingly, I've just taken the 'Relationship Chemistry test' on this site........ and failed!

Reading back it seems I'm being far too deep so maybe I ought to show a little levity.
I dropped a Panda into some Ammonia the other day, there was pandemonium everywhere! (number 4 in the worlds worst jokes.......... but be afraid, I know the top 3 too)



By this stage you're either sorry you wasted your time , slightly bemused or thinking "is it safe to hit 'Message fellinagen Now!'?" .

And finally, as it seems to say it on many of the profiles I read, I think I'd best put it on mine .....'I DO NOT DO MARRIED MEN!'.... sorry fellas.





Whichever, have fun fishing and good luck!


A brief post script: What is it with people saying what they don't like? Nothing finer than doing something you don't like with someone you do like (... car boots are the exception)

Something dirty.....mud wrestling, mountain biking, a food fight in a KFC (all it's fit for ) .... ah to hell with convention, surprise me