Hello and how the hell are ya? My name is Spanky. I've had that nickname for 12 years now. If you don't drink from a half full glass, click on the next dude. You won't find no half empty glasses around here. (Maybe the odd beer can here and there). Positivity, positivity and more positivity...and when you're sick of positivity, I throw you some more positivity. I am so optimistic to a point where it'll make you sick. But it's better than being sick and tired of the every day drama and stress. But I wouldn't know anything about drama or stress. Too negative and too much of a downer for me to be interested in and give into those emotions. Homie don't play that. We're only alive once so let's make it count and have some fun. We work 5 days a week just to see a 2 day weekend. Does that sound fair to you? We work hard everyday only to get ripped off. You will find me at the bar every weekend having me some fun sippin' on Corona. I don't get the people who just wanna stay in and watch movies and relax on a Friday/Saturday night. You have plenty of time to relax and sleep when you're dead. And hell, you can die today! Life is way too short. So smile big, laugh until your sides hurt, take way too many pictures, and pick up a phone and patch things up with a friend you no longer talk to, come on! I'm all about having fun, but who isn't? I don't waste a day and I don't slow down for ANYBODY and I do mean ANYBODY! That's why I'm only seeking "friends" on this site, because I'm definatley not date material. I'm way too set in my ways and I'll do whut I want, when I want, regardless if you want me to or not, and that doesn't usually sit well with "girlfriends". I'm only alive once so I'm not gonna let anyone restrict me from doing the things I want to do regardless of who you are or who you think you are. Sorry, but there's just certain things I won't change for anyone and I shouldn't have to. I've been tied down a few times before, but the juice just wasn't worth the squeeze. I like my freedom too much. Single life is the way to go (or at least it is for me), much happier. I make a better friend than a "boyfriend" anyway. So I'm just seeking friends because you can never have too many. I'm just out for a good (clean) time because that's whut life is all about and that's whut the good lord put us on this earth for. GIMME AN AMEN!!

I'm pretty easy to get along with. I'm Portuguese but I'm not one of those "eee guy" lowered Honda Civic driving whops who listens to Euro, Dance and Trance. I'm 100% Redneck (and Canadian) in every way, shape and form. I even own a Confederate Flag! Seriously, how many porkchops do you know own a Confederate Flag? (It's not a racist flag so get over it). I'm obsessed with the Southern-American culture and lifestyle. I never work harder than I play, that's just stupid. I'm a pretty calm guy about everything. I don't get mad and I refuse to look at any situation as a hard one. You can get alot done in life if you just chill out. I'm a pretty easy-going guy and I don't let anything even come close to fazing me. Although the odd time I will take all political correctness and wipe my dogs ass with it. I don't put up with dislikable people. Once you come across that way towards me, you don't even become important enough to be considered an @sshole or a b!tch. That's an insult to the booty and to female dogs. I avoid and ignore your existance in the most ignorant way possible. I eliminate you from my brain right away and refuse to have anything to do with you. You become dead to me as good as 6 feet under. I'm all about positive and kind people, people who have a warm heart and people who are ready to live. GIMME AN AMEN!!

Likes : (I'm a pretty simple dude, but here it goes)

* Country and Southern Rock music...No such thing as too much. That's all I listen to.
* Funny people and funny movies. Honest people as well.
* Hot Wings.
* Bars.
* Hockey, Toronto Maple Leafs are my team.
* Favorite Movie : Scarface. But my genre is Horror.
* Favorite TV show : The Trailer Park Boys.
* I like girls who are full of life and full of optimism (my biggest turn-on) with a sense of humor. Bonus points if your sense of humor is sick and twisted, and offensive. I don't think humor should have any boundries or borders, so anything goes with me as far as humor and comedy goes. Kindness also goes a long way.
* I LOVE to party! But I do it responsibly and I'm smart about it.
* Kareoke.
* Corona.
* Hot summer days / nights when you can enjoy a nice cold beer outside and relax and not have a worry in the world and of coarse, you have to have Country or Southern Rock on for that. It's a must!
* Halloween.
* Canada Day.
* Guitar Hero.
* Last but certainly not least, LIFE! Any day above ground is a good day. GIMME AN AMEN!!

Dislikes :

* I'd be a pretty big liar if I said I didn't have any dislikes. But I won't post any because it's a sign of negativity. Homie don't play negativity. Plus, no one likes to hear anyone b*tch. But let me give you a little taste...I will not even look at you let alone talk to you if you are/have : Attitude (my biggest turn-off), Drama, Stress, Insecure, Negative, Miserable, A Downer, A Snob (Get your head out of your ass, you're not better than everyone else), If you never see the glass as half full, If all you do is b*tch and moan, If you can't take a joke, If you're a rat, If you have no sense of humor, If you smoke weed, If you take things too seriously, If you never have anything good to say.

Anyway, if this sounds good to you, then drop me a line. If not, well then you suck. Don't ever hesitate to tag along in a fun night out. I give everyone a fair shot. Good luck fishing. God bless.

- Spanky

Why call it a date? Let's just get together with no pressure, have a few drinks, a few laughs, we'll let the good times roll and let things happen on it's own. If we click, we do it again. If not, at least we can say we had a good time. And besides, no one is ever really themselves on a first date. The girls are nervous and the guys try way too hard to show off and impress. Anyone who says any different is a liar.