Please dont message me if you are aged 98 or over, Dorris that includes you please dont send me picture's like that again, I am not and will never be your kinky little love toy as you called me, I refuse to do that thing with denture cream.
Also I do not do live cam show's nor do I want to see any body parts, photo's filthy texts or goat s3X videos, people dressed as gimps smeared in smash and beans.
If you want to text me normal pictures the please feel free to send them: 07929123432
Could the lady who keeps messaging me to sp@nk her with my lollipop stick please stop, I am single but not into that kind of thing, and there's no way I want to use the kipper and peanut butter..The answers NO!!!!!
Finally on the plus side can the lady who texted me about me being a pony boy please forward more details, I did not reply as number was deleted in error, I am interseted in finding out more about ponyboy's, Thanx Mr Naieve.....
I love shopping and watching chick flicks, i hate football, and no I am not a D1cK Chipper before you wonder.....(please note I have men friends who love men so dont call me gayist) If any men do take a shine to me then feel free to message me if ya gentle :)
Short description: I have hair, Eyes, Nose, Mouth and a cute dimply well is that short nuff :)
If you are mental enough to message me please dont just say are you real, try more than one or two words, I know I am spesh but I do like to read........
If U are not gonna send more than few words then dont even block me box, as Mrs Finch has No1 priority in my inbox :)
Please dont message me if you have pictures of yourself just in bra or less, really not my cup of tea...............................
Have a wash then put on my lucky g string, followed by my extra lucky fishnet stocking's and my favourite Jimmy Choo's, obviously would use bazooka that verruca to get rid of my teenage spot's.
Now go pick up my date in my pimped up Renault Clio 1.1 with my massive exhaust stolen from a lorry. Put on some pimpin tune's to get in mood Ace of Base and Step's of course.
Finally pick up my date as long as she isn't a munter of course, then try a bit of doggin. Why waste time with meals etc ;)
U know you wanna date me now 08861236969 do it call me..
NOT BEING FUNNY BUT ONLY TEXT IF U WANT TO DATE ME, NOT JUST FOR THE TRIPS TO CAR PARKS IN MY CLIO
PLEASE ADD ME AS A FAVOURITE I NEED 2 BEAT MY WIFEY IN THE FAVE STAKES, I DONT CARE IF U ARE MAN, BEAST OR EVEN A LADY TYPE PERSON JUST ADD ME! I WILL ADD PHOTO'S OF ME DRESSED AS SUPERMAN RUNNING THROUGH A CHURCH SERVICE IF I GET MORE THAN 30 FAVES :)
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