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jsr002407 :
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Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
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Do you want children? Undecided/Open
About Me
I have an army of trained midgets I can summon to bring me jaigermeister and beer.
My dog speaks Japanese but because I dont speak it myself we still dont understand each other.
I have a bunch of vintage posters but I keep them stocked in a closet because I made a commitment to go "modern."
I wear oversized shoes but undersized socks so it will even out.
I can eat breakfast food at anytime of the day but breakfast time.
My mother is a cross between Martha Stewart and the mother from Dharma and Greg. My father looks like Ned Flanders the neighbor from the SImpsons (he really does).
Sometimes for fun I like to find the biggest steep hilly street, put the car in neutral and see what happens.
I sleep fully clothed to save time the next morning.
When I was a kid I had imaginary friends who wouldnt talk to me.
I once got hit on by a transvestite who then tried to hook me up with his friend who was also a transvestite.
I laugh when people get hurt,its a natural reaction.
I once got kicked in the ass by a donkey because I called him an ass.
Prefer someone with intelligence, sense of humor, and attractive. Preferably 5' 7" and under. Ambition is a must. Laid back and fun personalities are always welcome. Please post recent pics and please live close to Dallas
First Date
Comedy club, sporting event....hell i took a girl to a gay bar once because we had both never been. Down to try anything. Options unlimited.
Mail Settings (To message jsr002407 you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Female
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
jsr002407 Appears on 73 members favorites lists and has 2 roses that can be sent.
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