On a good day I look like Jeff Lynne from ELO on a bad day I look like Billy Connelly, more often than not it's BIlly Connelly , you might think that's a good thing hahaha.I had a girlfriend she was a blow up doll called Betty but she kept going down on me so when I took her back to the shop and told the manager he said. "well if I knew she was gonna do that I would of charged you double". but then one day she farted and flew out the window and I never saw her again hahaha.I hope my profile gave you a laugh or at least raised a dry smile. I could of been like , oh for god sake please come talk to me I'm so lonely , boo-bloody-hoo, or Hi my name is John and I had a big penis, now lets face it if I was like that you wouldn't still be here reading. I love a good laugh,depression is easy but to keep smiling and to have the ability to laugh takes more effort, so if your game enough for gods sake please come say hello, hahahaha.

Someone once said to me, find someone you can talk to cause if you find someone just cause they look good or for sex when your 80 and you can't do it any more what are you gonna do then?