Just need help getting my leaves raked, must also be good at shoveling bullsh*t. Shirt optional (yours not mine). I am not looking for my “soul-mate”, “honesty in a relationship” or “a nice Christian boy”, just a little stimulating...conversation.

Actually I am looking for an intelligent conversationalist who can either make me laugh or challenge me to think. No subject is off limits, but crudeness will not win you any points. I am definitely not looking for a relationship, just a fun way to pass some time. However, who knows how far things could go if the chemistry is right....

Besides teasing cute yard boys, I enjoy great music (blues are my fave, but I also enjoy jazz, big band swing, standards, rockabilly, classic rock...pretty much everything but that rap or techno stuff), good political discussions (Hillary is my girl, boy was I sorry to see her go! oh well, Obama is a great second choice...), interesting movies (not much on car chases though), good books, great food and the obligatory walk along the beach. Oh yes, I am also a brown belt in Texas Hold-em Poker.

If you might enjoy a little verbal sparring back and forth, and a bit of out-of-the ordinary conversation with a very bored and somewhat...shall we say...frustrated...gal with way too much free time on her hands and a smarta** attitude, drop me a line. Please include your photo (hot guys with buff bodies get bonus points...). I can’t wait to see who is up for a challenge....

A trip to Paris would be nice.

Must not be married