Well I never know what to write in these things since I can't sum up "me" in a few words. I mean, honestly, how do you fit how awesome I am into one paragraph, right? If you want to know something about me just ask. I am a pretty open person. I value honesty, trust and loyalty very highly in all of my relationships, and I want to find someone who feels the same way. My ideal guy would be someone who is my best friend. Someone who still knows what chivalry is and can be a "nice guy". Obviously, I would love to find a guy with the same sort of interests as me. I am kind of a nerd, geek, dork or whatever you prefer to call it, but I love it, and so should you. I am always up for a good movie or staying out all hours of the night at a diner or coffee shop. I am also going to be getting a private pilots license soon so I need a good co-pilot. Other than that, I like to play card games, shoot pool, karaoke, random road trips, reading, going to concerts and knitting (don't judge me). I spend a stupid amount of time with my "twin" and my "girlfriend". I am an only child and I am not a lesbian, it's complicated. True story! I am however a sarcastic guru and if you don't get my humor right away you better be willing to learn. Don't worry, I offer one-on-one lessons. I'm really not into the bar or club scene. I rarely drink so I am not looking for someone who likes to go to the club every night. I am totally up to go from time to time, to see you shake it, but the club scene gets old to me really fast. I have lived in Colorado most of my life, except for about a year spent in Boston and Florida and I have found that the mountains are one of my favorite things. Also, I am not looking for a fling. If you are that's fine, but please don't send me messages trying to change my mind. Basically I will say this, I am who I am, so don't try to change me. If you don't like me for me, then you are not worth my time.

A first date is a test to see if you would make a good partner in crime. First, we meet incognito at my secret lair. Second, we get in my sweet ride and drive to the nearest airport. Third, we steal the first cessna we find. Fourth, we fly towards Tiajuana (makes a perfect first date, right?). If the plane happens to run out of gas prior to getting to Tijuana, which is likely, we jump out and hope for a safe landing, which is probably the best idea since I don't know how to land a plane yet...I haven't quite worked out the rest yet, that's your second job. Your first job is to bring parachutes.