Yeah no problem, I'm GREAT blah blah blah...Not to mention HOT blah blah blah..yeah whatever. I'm just a nice guy from Joisey, who likes to joke around and keep things lite. I've love to make people laugh and I've been told I'm pretty good at it. Yep, all this in a handsome, bald package. I love to surf and golf but unfortunately the surf suc*s in the gulf. This phenomenon has a direct correlation to my handicap going down however. Give me a shout back if you'd like to chat.
Ok and what am I looking for in a woman?....humm lets see. A woman with all her limbs in tact and preferably no needles sticking out of them would be nice. While I'm at it I'd also like a woman with mostly all her teeth, one that can recite the alphabet, tie her own shoes and fit through a standard sized door. Now is that much to ask. So if you fit these very stringent requirments please give me a shout back!!! Later

If I could make it to dessert without wanting to stab her in the neck with the butter knife, well then that's my definition of a good first date.

Female
Age between 34 and 46
Must not do drugs
Must not be married