TOP 10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD CONSIDER ME:

#10 I won't insult your feminine sensibilities by posting shirtless photos of me holding a dead fish, showing off my menopause-induced Harley Davidson, or (accidentally-on purpose) flexing my "massive" biceps. (Unless, of course, I become convinced that these tacky ploys ACTUALLY WORK - in which case, this pledge becomes null and void).

#9 Phrases such as "friends with benefits" and "no strings attached" are not part of my vocabulary (though I DO keep a dictionary in my back pocket - just in case!)

#8 I actually enjoy the occasional "chick flick" (Of course, I'll conveniently disappear to the bathroom if I get all teary-eyed (lump-in-throat optional). It's just not such a good look on a guy.

#7 I'm a one-woman-kinda-guy..... not necessarily because I'm so virtuous....I just could not handle the STRESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

#6 I smell good. Remember that the average single guy sorts his laundry into two piles: "FILTHY" and "FILTHY but wearable". Not me - I send my laundry "out".

#5 I WILL lie (when required)if I'm asked that dreaded, no-win question: "Do these pants make my butt look big?" (I'm sorry; I'm a big advocate of honest communication in a relationship, but I also have a "strong will to live")

#4 My POF photo is actually from THIS decade!

#3 I won't waste your time with emails ad nauseum. (My "house arrest" expires this week so I'll be able to actually meet in-person.....just kidding)

#2 I'm an "extraordinary chef"! (Occasionally interpreted as: "No one has died...RECENTLY!")

.......and the #1 reason you should consider me is.............. (drumroll, please)....

.....I ain't tellin' !!!!!!!

Seriously: Just an average kinda guy - hard-working, financially-stable, well-educated, well-travelled, not obnoxiously-hard-on-the-eyes, respectful and affectionate.... looking for his sweetheart!

What the heck? Drop me a line!

PS: More pics coming (...as soon as I can borrow someone's 9 yr old kid to show me how to do it!!!)

Anything except #&%!#! COFFEE! Can't drink the stuff after noon, and trust me....mornings are not my finest hour!