Welcome to my world...don't forget to duck as you come through the door. If you've seen Lord of the Rings...picture Gandolf entering the hobbit house. I'm roughly the size of a hobbit but luckily I don't have the big hairy feet.(my daughter says I look more like a lawn gnome) Barbie's anorexic sister doesn't live in my world. If you only want to date tall leggy stick-girls you've come to the wrong world...exit the way you came...don't forget to duck.

In my world intelligent conversation is the biggest turn on there is and intelligent witty men float my boat. Seduce me with witty banter...please! (no this DOES NOT mean talk to me about SEX...please don't until I know you well enough to be interested in you that way) Yes I need to find the cover of the book attractive but what's inside needs to grab my attention and hold it. Are you up to the challenge?

What I'm looking for;
A man of character. Someone who has a true sense of self. Who is always working to be better but accepts that he will never be perfect and neither will I.
Someone I can respect and admire for who and what he is and who will feel the same about me.
Friends first...meaning I want to like you (and have you like me) before I love you.
Someone willing to take the time to let a relationship develop naturally. Relationships should be simmered slowly...not microwaved.
I want a relationship that leads to intimacy...not sex that hopefully leads to a relationship.
Someone who wants someone to make love to...not just have sex with.
A REALLY great kisser who knows how to give a good bear hug and loves to snuggle.
Someone I can laugh with, and at, who is secure enough to laugh at himself.
Someone who talks and types in (mostly) complete sentences.
Someone who enjoys flirting as much as I do. Eye-contact is HUGE...I want someone I can have a conversation with from across the room without ever saying a word.
Someone I'll still be flirting with 20 years from now and he'll still make my heart flutter when he flirts back.


What I'm NOT looking for:
Anyone who hasn't figured out what soap, deodorant and toothpaste are used for and how to fit them into a daily routine.
Anyone looking for or to be a sex-slave.
Anyone who thinks Bra size, genitalia size, or personal hair removal are good subjects for first conversations.
Anyone who can't figure out what I meant by the previous comment.
Anyone not capable and willing to support themselves.
Anyone desperately seeking a wife or a GF RIGHT NOW.

About me:
I'm a short, fluffy, 41 year old woman. I'm not unattractive (I hope) but I'm not a supermodel. Most people don't think I look 41 but unfortunately I no longer look 25. I have been told my pictures don't do me justice...which I hope is true because I think most of them are hideous. If you entertain my mind my eyes twinkle...it's a neat trick...you should try it. I have 2 daughters that I'm crazy about. They're 17 and 21. I'm not a Wisconsin native. I was born in Oregon and grew up in Utah. I miss mountains!!!(but if I moved back there I'd probably miss all the vegitation here) I'm a work-a-holic mostly out of necessity. I'm not looking for someone to support me or MAKE me happy. The economy is kicking my behind pretty hard these days. Financially things are kind of rough for me. I'm not looking for someone to fix that for me but a hug on a bad day would be really nice. Id just like someone to enjoy life with. I love to read, and cook. I love my garden. I like walking in the rain. I LOVE kissing! I hope I'm NEVER too old to make out (although my kids would say I already am). I love a house full of noisy teenagers (or adults). If this means my house doesn't always look perfect...life goes on. I'm not very sophisticated (I read enough that I can fake it on occasion if necessary) but I'm not a redneck either.

Anything more hopefully you're interested enough to ask.

This soooooo depends on the person you're with. I would hope it would involve a lot of talking and getting to know one another. One of my best past dates consisted of a rained out picnic and a foodfight with creampuffs...so hey....you just never know.

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