I'm kind of nutty. I enjoy life for what it is. A gift. It's an ongoing poker game. If you're dealt a poopy hand, you've got to keep playing. I said poopy. I'm a split personality. Half pessimist, half optimist. Which pretty much leaves me centered. Not self centered, although I am pretty F'n cool! :D I play a lot of guitar because you're not hardcore unless you live hardcore. Music gives me hard nipples. Goosebumps are played out.

I like being scared. I'm using an alarming number of personal pronouns. Water quenches my thirst. I don't like drinking soda. Rain is my favorite. Clear blue skies depress me. Clouds are cuter. Not completely gray. Patchy goodness. You know, fluffy popcorn sky? Take a nap on one of those suckers. I don't really nap, though. I love sweater weather, bonfires at the beach, making a real moat around my sandcastle. Generally avoid going in the water, because I hate being ridiculously sandy, and would prefer to remain un-attacked by sharks.

I spend a fair amount of time camping in the desert. None of this Bro infested Glamis nonsense. Real middle of nowhere desert, with wildlife! Where Coyotes come by your camp and sh*tin your shoe overnight. True story. Love waking up just before dawn, climbing a little mountain and watching the sun come up. If there is little to no wind, then the utter silence is incredible. With desert wilderness as far as the eye can see. The sense of wonder and astonishment must have the same for early man, looking down at a world un-****ed by modern man! Can I say that? I love the simple thrills, and trying things you don't read about anywhere else. Pioneering is the term.

My creativity and sense of humor could be easily interpreted as insanity. However, I find myself quite insane, which, by definition rules out insanity on my part. Maybe you're insane? I'm not sure if that should have ended with a question mark. Hi?

In preschool the teacher confiscated my Ghostbusters lunchbox because it had too many "gross" Garbage Pail Kids on it. First lesson learned: Censorship. If you try and keep me quiet I'll scream.

It's actually more of an annoyed grunt.

Fun.