I hesitate to use the word 'Normal', however in my swim I consider myself about 'normal'. How about you?

January-I will be adding to this as I can but my priority at the moment is to get a presence on PoF. So minimalist will have to suffice for the moment.

OK its the 6th of Feb. Minimilist phase over. Time to confess all and reveal some.

There are pre-conditions (are'nt there always? But at least mine are out in front!)

A) Its a Landrover, O Kaaaaah?

B) The Dogs name is Henry and he stays!

C) I like my beard.

The rest is down to you.

As yet no hump, warts or lottery win. Bet you can't guess which ones I am likely to get first. Answers please on the back of a £50 note, first correct answer drawn wins a fiver.

I make my tea in a pot, with leaves and like sharing it. Sunday mornings are for staying in bed 'cos there is good reason to, followed by toast and marmalade. No crumbs on my side PLEASE!

I keep a small flock of rare sheep, can clean, change the wick, light AND cook with, an AGA, but I don't have one right now, because I live in a hovel. My wellies are never hung up.
I have host of interests, many of which I have indulged, suffice to say most of them are outdoor pursuits and most involve some effort.

I scrub up good, if I have to, but whatever the circumstance my shoes are always immaculate. Not quite sure what that says about me, possiblt sad muppet, but there you are.

I am sure that I can be as maddening as the next man, but I suspect that I am fundementaly sound, just misunderstood. Never got to swim with Dolphins, See!

I am looking for perfection in all you do, say, cook, think, and the ability to stand the odd ravishing. That should be easy then!!! I hear you say.

I am not into long drawn out netty chat sessions, I am not really looking for friends or dating, BUT can you ever have enough friends?!?!. Good luck to those of you who are, not a problem. Respect! Each to their own.

I can get myself up, dress myself, feed myself, after a fashion, wipe away the dribble and drag my pain wracked body through the day, so we can dispense with all that, and concentrate on the FUN BITS!!!

Walk! Talk! OK I know I am pushing the envelope here, drink, eat and maybe, just maybe, put the world to rights.

Must not be looking for Hang Out
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married