Kim and i are now dating Exclusively as of 5/12/08, we met here on POF. her profile is tigerknf. im still on POF for friends,forums and the ocasional critiqueing of some womens profiles. kim's got a comfortable couch and a big TV, that makes us VERY compatible.

I am a fairly even tempered guy who likes to provide stability and comfort to MYSELF in a relationship, I struggle to keep a job, I can make far more money standing on the median of US19 holding a "will work for food, god bless" sign, Here’s my plan...I’ll get fired from my job, then ill default on my mortgage payments, get kicked out of my house and become full time homeless, maybe ill move in with you, because you feel sorry for me, then I’ll lay on your couch 24/7 eating your food, drinkin' every day, using YOUR car (because my 4X4 truck will have been repo'd unless I can get you to make the payments for me), I’d also borrow money from you all the time, and always run you down, telling you how to live your life, I'll pretty much have my life complete then, because my motto is "its all about me". I have Commitment issues too, so I’d probably be content living with you forever without marriage, because after all you would be providing me with everything, why would i need marriage? for the right woman, i suppose i could be married again. I love to blame others for my mistakes and I try to avoid taking responsibility. For those of you that say "I’m tired of meeting "jerks/A**Holes".........IF you are hopelessly attracted to jerks or A**Holes try me, maybe i can be the biggest jerk you have ever met. I Can definitely act like one if a woman wishes, and even if she doesn't! ... I have also become quite conceited and arrogant since my divorce. Are you looking for a man with confidence? I got your confidence, right here! As i get to know you and your faults, I will find many things to tease you about. i can be an exceptional smartass, I can dish it out, can you take it? I don’t mind women with children as long as the children ARE respectful to their mom. in the words of my grandfather, "i think children should be seen and NOT heard." I’m also looking for someone that has intelligence, education, good communication skills and a good amount of common sense, I consider myself to have the same qualities, to find a woman that exceeds these qualities and is more of a smartass than me, lets schedule the wedding now, yeah right. my close friends have called me names like Jerk, A** Hole, Looser, Retard, Arrogant, Stupid, i Suck, Idiot, Nerd, Freak, Underling, Insensitive, "I’m on crack", Weird, and a few names i cant say here :). I’ve also Been Told that Mentally “I’m Not right” whatever that means. As you can see from my pictures, I Am So Incredibly Hot, so you would need to be acceptable in appearance to be seen with me. I am a Christian, saved in 2001 :) I’m not a bible thumper, and I should go to church more than I do... *sigh* hate to admit that. I just try to treat others the way i like to be treated. "What Would Jesus Do"? yeah i know, I’m going to hell for living my life this way...do you want to come with me?
i use Yahoo IM under the title meterguy3908
ONE LAST THING FOR U TO PONDER...so many women say they want "Nice guys" but do they? Whats the phrase? Nice Guys finish last, and ladies...whats the person in last place? the LOSER. . . . . . Think about that next time you call some guy a LOSER. What you really want is #1


GUYS..learn to be a jerk...http://www. martinkihn .com/ (remove spaces)
WOMEN learn to stop dating jerks....look up "Prince Harming Syndrome" on the net.

I'M takin' you to McDonalds and after we order, tell you that i forgot my wallet so you will pay for me.