I'm a simple girl with simple needs...I enjoy nothing more than a day on the beach that starts before noon and ends well after midnight...I believe in being honest, even when the truth hurts...I don't kill bugs and I usually have gum. I'm the kind of girl that will make you change your definition of woman - and if you stick around long enough - love.

If you decide to run with the ball, just count on fumbling and getting the crap knocked out of you a lot, but never forget how much fun it is just to be able to run with the ball.

--Freddy and the Fishsticks