I actually don't live in Ohio at the moment and whether I ever come back is still up in the air. And just so we get this out of the way, I left (headed west) to finish school. Now with that said, there's a 98% chance I'm smarter than you so if one of your listed interests is NASCAR, most likely we won't have too much to talk about. But if you're one of those well-read, well-traveled, worldly-enlightened NASCAR fans, then maybe we might hit it off. It is worth a try.

And although a lot of people think it sounds cool, I am not a fan of the phrase "hit me up". I'm sorry, I don't "hit people up"... it doesn't even make much sense to me. However, I might just respond back if something about you strikes my interest and you are polite and upbeat about how you say hello. Since I know it's tough on your end with the ratio and all, I'm going to give you guys a tip: just saying, "how r u" or, "hit me up if your interested" (please note the incorrect spelling in 'your') is not enough to get a girl's attention unless your photos are really amazing. And sorry, 9 times out of 10, they are not.

Personally, I go for funny, talented, insightful, creative, quirky guys that can inspire me to laugh, smile, or think. And although I do like tattoos and such, I will not be impressed by the photo of just your bicep or back bearing some sort of American iconography, medieval (thanks JBone), or fantasy emblem. That is not exactly what I mean by "quirky". Additionally, please do not ask if you can send me a photo of your genitalia. That is also not what I mean by "quirky".

And finally, although all of this may seem dry and b-tchy of me to say, I'm actually really, really nice and am pretty much willing to talk to anyone who can hold a decent conversation or joke around. But I'll be honest, it sometimes comes down to the simple fact that I just don't have enough time to reply or chat.

Beerpong, anyone?