I have my own successful business which at times is overwhelming but at other times allows me plenty of free time for meeting/dating. I enjoy dining out, hot holidays, red wine, basically the good things that life can offer.

I have decided that a mans best friend is his dog... and i can prove it, if you put your dog and your wife in the boot of your car and leave them for 2 hours, when u return and open the boot.... which one is most pleased to see you?... haha

something odd occurred to me when i was watching the London Marathon... Why have all the wheelchair entrants got brand new trainers on?

Remember... it takes 34 muscles to frown, and only four to pull a trigger... so smile u miserable sod!!!

Had 2 fellas at my door for half an hour this morning, telling me i should only eat brown bread... Bloody hovis witnesses!!

A recent scientific survey revealed that women find different facial features attractive dependant on their menstrual cycle, for instance, when a woman is ovulating she prefers a man with rugged masculine features. However, when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire with a pair of scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his a***!!

That would depend on the chemistry and the situation. But we wont be able to walk on a sandy beach cos it will be packed judging by how  many people off here are heading there on their date

Must not do drugs