Hey guys...I am very lucky at this time in my life...I'm retired from a job of 30 years...I have two wonderful children...grown...and happily living their lives...and just missing that wonderful connection...intimacy and those unique...quirky moments that are just plain human and funny...I am very laid back...but can kick up my heels and have a great time...homebody...but can take off at a moments notice...just very down to earth...I enjoy family, friends...just sitting around and enjoying everyone's conversation...playing cards...hitting a pub once in a while or live shows...I'm very flexible...just really want to enjoy life to it's fullest...but feel it's not complete if you can't share it with a loved one...and I love to laugh...life is too short not too...


What I Want In A Man Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially stable
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Can dress for the right occasion
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10.An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.