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Gunboat Diplomat : ...is a sheep in wolves' clothing!
City
Waterloo Ontario
Sign
Gemini
Height
6' 0" (183 cm)
Age
35 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Mixed Race with Black hair
Body Type
Thin
Religion
Non-Religious
Only picture I could find...
dating
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Software Engineer
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
N/A
About Me
I'm a weird guy and far more geeky than I look...

Now, I haven't gone insane quite yet so I'm currently harmless. If I can describe myself in the exemplary light that you see, here, you can tell that calling me honest would be an understatement. This may sound like a good thing but, after being with me a little while, you'll find yourself yearning for the lying **stard who'll tell you whatever you want to hear. If you don't think this will ever happen, please allow me to demonstrate this, in person...

I studied math at U(W) but I have a weakness for literary types. If casual conversations with you necessitates a dictionary to understand what the hell you're saying then I will find you sexy. A corollary to this is that I'm not intimidated by intelligent women. Of course, if you're going to really be this smart, you better not mind if I seem a bit dim at times, because I will!

In women, I like similarities but I revel in differences. So, I may be interested in you if you have interests in matters of math and science, computers, videogames, science fiction, anime and manga, or what have you but I love being exposed to new things like... I don't know. Whatever crazy crap you're into. Strange novels, poetry, fine art, fine music, camping, sailing, flying, sadomasochism or any other fetishes you'd be afraid to reveal on a first date. I'm pretty open minded...

By the way, I'm not particularly judgemental so you can tell me anything about yourself and be reassured that I won't overreact. I will gladly defend the rights of pedophiles while condemning child molestation.

Finally, the last girl for whom I was a suitor describes me as charming, witty, highly intelligent, handsome and stylish, among other very kind adjectives and descriptions. Of course, she told me all this while dumping me 'cause "you have no room in your life for beauty," meaning that she hates my sense of aesthetics, so take from that what you will! I'll, at least, attest that I'm much better looking than my photos will suggest. Why can I not take a decent picture of myself?

Interesting is how most people describe me, often kindly...

First Date
Ideally, you'd come over to my place and we'd have sex and live happily ever after.

Back here, on Earth, we'd go out for coffee or drinks and have a chat about ourselves and see what happens from there.

Oh, I can't help but notice that the caption above the edit box, where this text was entered, reads "Describe what would you do for a first date." Shouldn't that be "Describe what you would do for a first date?" How long has it been like that?

Gunboat Diplomat has 2 roses that can be sent.

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