-Insert the boilerplate self- congratulatory ego- stroking and muscle- flexing. Lead into description of the perfect woman; a thirty- page monologue describing only physical features-

Alright, enough of that. I'm a young guy who has spent a fair amount of time alone, and now I'd like to do less of that. I'm a bit of a classic rock snob, but I enjoy many different music types (although I have a special place in my heart for Queen and The Eagles). I draw, write, do martial arts, play video games... I have many varied interests, and I'm always willing to try something new.

For a first date, let's do something different! Restaurant conversations are awkward and often boring. Instead, what about getting a cup of coffee somewhere, or taking a walk through an old neighborhood? Any other suggestions are welcome, so long as you whisper them in my ear.