Hello, I've moved over here from Ireland and am lookin to meet someone to do a couple of bank jobs with. Armed robbery has always been somethin that I've been interested in, must be the CCTV footage and the fame that comes along with it, what a rush!! I've conquered Irish banks, lets take it to the new world, plus I really really need the money to feed me smack addiction...okay I might be jokin on that one...hmmmmm

Who do I need on the job???? A lady who loves to have a good laugh, who doesn't take things too seriously, a lady who knows herself, who has her own opinions and knows what she wants from life. I love to hang out with people who are very passionate about what they do in their spare time, I'm not really interested in the crazy work ethic, we have to do that anyway right ;), but more so the after work hobbies. I love to play guitar / piano to relax so if you can play anythin, lets have a jam session :)

Aside from the occasional beer, I have a passion for the odd Cattle launch every once in a while. Basically, you grab a moo cow, strap it to a catapult and then play Celine Dion to it.
Celine says: "Nearrrrr, farrrrrr, wherever you are..."

The cow is given the launching string, freedom is granted if the cow listens to the full song, no cow has ever made it to the end....
Sound effect: "FluNK!!! MOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo"...Splat.

This is the silly humor I am into:
Phil Collins covers, The Day Today(TV Show):
"She's an ouzi lover" by "Fur Q"(Chris Morris),
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_aU3TeDMnE

Ohh and P.S
By doin drugs socially I mean I like to hurl frozen apples at grannies and young children.. or was that something about smokin BC's finest every once in a while :)

First date is gonna involve an old oak dinner table centered in a field of bright red Danish roses, monkey butlers, a shneaky drink of some sort, yourself and I... and my fourteen brothers and 6 sisters, my cat and dog, and my convict neighbor Rusty.
Rusty: "Derrrr hilck, heee thinks urrrr dreamyyyy"
PLEASE!! Have all your limbs on you, wooden legged ladies need not apply to this profile!! Not after the last time, we shall never talk about the last time...