Hmmm... now just what do I say about myself that isn't already on a thousand other profiles hoping to make you just fascinated with me? How confusing, and what a challenge... if I tell you all the things about me to impress you, then how will I know if you're only interested in those things?

Maybe I'll just have to make it a challenge, and you'll have to ask...

Something just casual and comfortable, but not as the first date... just the first get to meet you, have a friend call after 15 minutes in case a "oh, Fido was hit by a car... I'll be right there..." call is needed. The first date would take some planning to be special.