I just moved to st pete beach and im looking to meet new people in the area. Describing myself is something i hate, most people describe who they think they are, not who they truly are. I dont like talking about myself and i dont like sharing personal information on the Internet so this will be short and sweet. I have a strange personality and i think laughing is the most important thing in life. Conversation is extremely important to me. I balance my goofy attitude with a professional job that i take very seriously. I can also be a walking contradiction at times. I have a mind that never stops turning, i over analyze and overthink everything and even though it keeps me up at night i wouldnt change a thing. I have everything anyone could ask for, my health and family and friends i love. If youd like to talk feel free to send me a message unless you fall into the category below.


The following doesnt reflect a bitter negative person in anyway and im not trying to sound like im better then anyone, its simply a tactic im trying in hopes that crazy/stupid people get discouraged from sending me strange emails.


Integrity is a very important quality to me, if you dont know what it means then dont message me. If your idea of a good conversation includes anything to do with the name brittney spears or what you saw on MTV last night i would rather stab myself in the ears then listen. If you are impressed by shiny objects like someone's 24" rims or a huge watch covered in diamonds dont message me cuz i dont own either. If your into drugs, live off the goverment or drive a hummer please dont message me. I should write alot more but im kinda tired so for now that will have to do.

The perfect first date is obvious. We can Hang out at opposite sides of the same room in our underwear, our supple bodies glistening with a coat of fried chicken grease. Using two separate computers we can chat online back and forth. I will ask a series of random questions and with every correct answer we can move one foot closer untill we finally meet in the middle.