Well, describing yourself is like brushing somebody else's teeth; it's awkward and you're probably not going to do a very good job. But open up wide and say "Ah', 'cause I'm comin' in...

So, am I a collection of my likes?
If that's the case, then, I like working out, real estate investing, movies, travel, art, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp gumbo, shrimp creole, shrimp kebobs...

Or am I a collection of my dislikes?
I don't like drama, narcissism, games, and green eggs and ham (Sam I am).

Am I defined by my goals?
See the world's sights, achieve financial independence, attain world domination and realize omnipotence (that's 'omni', not 'im'. Big difference. Look it up.)

Perhaps my accomplishments are who I am?
Ummm, I'll skip that. Refer to 'dislike number 2' above.

....aannnnddd spit. Feel better? Of course not! But, they say that a first impression (and decision) in situations like this are usually made in the first 7 seconds. So, here's hoping that it took you at least 7 seconds to read this far. :-)

As for what I seek...

Oh, come on. Really? Anybody that puts what they're looking for into their profile is lying to him or herself. Nobody knows what they want!!! The best I can do is tell you that I'll know it when I see it. In the meantime, let's just have some fun and don't forget to smile.

Knock over a liquor store. Hack into the pentagon.

I got news for you. The first time we meet is not a date, it's an interview. Don't act so shocked. The same is true for you. :-)