So I just moved to Fort Frances for a year to further my career and I am not to sure what to expect. I suppose I am just looking for people to show me what living in northern Ontario is all about.

ABOUT ME...

I like to have fun, fun is essential, but not insane internet "fun" where scary people send me naked pictures. I'd rather miss a bus than run for it. I like slurpees on cold nights. My idea of having fun is a Mario Party tournament. I quite enjoy a good conversation. I enjoy street meat. I have a cat named Smokey. I love Flight of the Conchords. I have a celebrity crush on Jack Black. I think that tattoos are sexy. I've had the opportunity to interview & photograph a lot of cool bands and I want to continue. I believe that McDonalds is the cure for hangovers. I hate fast food pickles. I like going to flea markets, yard sales and goodwill. I like tobaganning. I like cheesy pick-up lines. I own an atari. I think horseshoes and croquet should make a comeback. I'm a romantic. I like playing boardgames. I like to go on random road trips while singing in my car. I like to laugh. I love hockey. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. KILL. I would choose Coke over Pepsi anyday. I often wonder why trix are only for kids? If you want to stumble away on an on-foot drunkin' adventure message me. Pronto.

I want a guy who can make me laugh and treat me the way I deserve to be treated.

"I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think he might be interested but do I want to be interested but now he's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss him? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."

Oh I love Vince Vaughan.