MEMO: YOU MUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR TO RIDE THIS RIDE!!

The most recent objective assessment of my personality described me as "endearingly irritating." Willingly I have accepted this and have adopted it as my new Mantra! Other than that, I am the self proclaimed most amazing man in the world (ok, maybe only semi-amazing), seeking very kissable laughing partner. I'm intelligent, professional, educated, sharply sarcastic yet lighthearted, VERY easy going and laid back, quirky and can be a bit of a nerd, dog loving, very kind, very affectionate, hand holding, amatuer chef, blah blah blah...OK, enough of this vulgar self promotion!

Now, on to you: I offer below my "Build-A-Girl" wishlist. **'s are must haves, *'s are optional. (refer to MEMO above before proceeding!)

** all inclusive sense of humor
** 30ish to early 40's
** intelligent and curious about the world around her
** appreciates and brings to the table witty banter
* ecclectic free spirited type
* artsy
* wears glasses (this probably constitutes a mere half asterisk, but no such key exists, guess I could've done a */2, but who really would've understood that other than a math teacher, but hmmmm....teachers can be VERY sexy, may have to rethink this)
** kind
** genuine
** dog lover
** affectionate
** very playful
** loves sex and open minded in that dept
** loves lots of kissing throughout the day
** loves quiet conversation and face to face nuzzling
* no HDAD, ADD, or any other D, been there, done that
* is content to spend the afternoon holding hands while peoplewatching in the park or similar venue
* a foodie
* enjoys gardening and working in the yard on nice days
** has a deep and compassionate soul
** lighthearted and loves to laugh the day away
* hates emoticons
** no hoof & mouth disease

TO BE FAIR - Since I was SOOOO Kind as to provide to you my idea of the ultimate partner for me, I feel compelled to share with you qualities that I have, should you authoring a "Build-a-Guy" wishlist of your own. Feel free to cut and paste as you need should you be using a worksheet of some type:

Me:

* VERY laid back, easy going, nothing tends to bother me
* Optimistic about life, light hearted
* Kindly sarcastic, a bit sharp of tongue
* Huge dog lover, involved in animal rescue
* Very handy around the house (plumbing, electrical, roofing, home renovation, etc)
* LOVES to cook, experiment, try new recipes, would LOVE to go to J&W someday or at least take some classes there
** Playful, Playful, Playful... VERY AFFECTIONATE

* Above list is incomplete, will be adding when I have time, please feel free to ask about any items/qualities that I may have not yet addressed.

HAD ENOUGH OF ME ALREADY?!? I mean, MY GOD, if you've gotten this far you're quite a trooper!

Something low key, coffee, walk in the park.