Ladies, have your girlfriends, sisters, and mom been telling you that all the good ones are eirther taken or gay? Well...despair not, I'm neither! They just haven't met me yet!
Are you tired of drunken bums, lowlifes, sponges, dead in bed and every other room? Lazy in the kitchen, Tired in the yard? Are you tired of bait and switch? Did someone sell you a dream and then delivered a nightmare? (or are you holding a candle for one of these "Bad Boy" looser types? If so press on)
Missing the spark? Need some electricity in your life? A flower or two? A smile? A hand to hold? A shoulder to share? A love song? a hug or two?, A smooch in the dark, A soft whisper in your ear.... of all the good things to come...then...
I'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET A WOMAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO WIN A MAN'S HEART! At this age its not rocket science now is it? Seriously though, I'd like to meet a nice lady that'd like to meet a nice man.
If I said I was a BBM, it would be an overstatement, and if you are a BBW, and it is an understatement, Please understand and don't be offended, I'm not really interested. There is certainly someone for everyone.
I'm not looking for a perfect ten or anything close. Besides beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I highly value Honesty, Intelligence, Smiling, Good Hygiene, Friendliness and in general overall Happiness.
If your quick to get an attitude with someone you have barely talked to yet, or about yourself (Snobbery), either get over yourself or press on. Quite frankly, Egotists are right up there with "Mean" people and I dont have time for either of them.
If your a heavy drinker, go the bars to meet people (other drunks) I came here to avoid the dumnasses. Finally now that I've ruled out a "lot of fish" I know there are still "Plenty Of Fish" out there. Hopefully we'll find each other before we get get hooked up with any mistakes!
If you think we might fit "The Bill" You have nothing to loose by contacting me, truly. I'm easy on the eyes, friendly, and easy to talk with.

BTW, I'm a smoker, so you can relax and smoke em', if you got em'!
Thank You for taking the time to read my profile. It's not easy to be funny and keep it real at the same time, but I hope I have given you a small taste of the real me that is as true a reflection of who I am, as I could possibly do here!
Also BTW, list me as a favorite so we can see when each other is "on" so we can chat (Instant Message)

Let's start with E-mail, then chat, then an initial informal meeting, so we both could see if each other is for real, and we both felt sparks (Over and above wanting a continuing friendship). For our first date, I could surprise you or you could tell me what you'd like to do, and/or what kind of food you like. Beyond being confident, and polite, this gentleman will set you totally at ease, I would make you proud to be seen with me. I'd also like to give you a flower, a small momento, or a humorous gift to remember this first date. A picture of us might also be appropriate. Most of all I would be myself so you can start to get to know the real me as i would want you to do also. I'm a good conversationalist but I won't BS you. Life is interesting enough. I'll be attentive to you and we'll have fun. All these things are what makes for a good date and a lot of fun. And finally, if a goodnite kiss feels like the right thing to do then we will! Oh and all those naysayers...Lets give em something to talk about!