devilish is good. lol! Long term is nice.. dating is nice... some of the other options are interesting. Not sure what to make of them...Other relationship? OMG! I hope that does not involve farm implements!

A friend of mine read my profile and said it was too long winded. So I am going to try some editing here...with luck...I might cut it down to about even with War & Peace. So go grab a cup of coffee, get comfy or feel free use my profile as a cure for insomnia.

Alrighty now! Ready? God help you....

Looking to meet a quality man for fun and companionship. Clean cut kind of guy, high stamina, honest, with integrity and who has energy, a fun loving nature, and who views life as an adventure in the making. A man who has the time to date and the nature to be very affectionate, is preferred. Dating and/or an exclusive, long term relationship is possible ...if we both click and our thoughts and hearts are on the same page.

CLARIFICATION here.. some seemed to have gotten the wrong idea..when I say "very affectionate" it is in the context of as we increasingly get to know one another better and spend time together. Not "affectionate" as in I am going to climb in your lap within the first 10 minutes of laying my eyes on you (no matter how hot you may think you are... it is just sooooo not going to happen).

Now to the good stuff...
Very into men who are smart, fun loving, slightly goofy, athletic of build, love the outdoors, is sound of mind (at least most of the time, lol). If the man is interested in everything and willing to try just about anything, even better! Are you the kind of guy who would want to teach me about the things you are passionate about? I am real.. smart when I choose to be; slightly goofy at a drop of a hat, and try to be as kind to folks as I would like them to be to me. I love dogs (wish I could have one) and doing things on the spur of the moment. Although I work in the loop and live in the burbs...I am not commuter phobic..lol! I love to jump in the car,or on the bike and take off for a road adventure, take in a local fest, picnic at Ravina, or at Grant Park on movie nights, dine alfresco, dress crazy for holloween as well as dress provacative, sexy and yes, tasteful for romantic dates.

There are a few things to put out front so we don't waste each others time. I am not a "cat" woman. I am allergic and frankly, do you want a woman who is going to be blowing her nose around you all the time with streaming, tearing, puffy eyes? Next, please no smokers,because....frankly... you all reek. Doesn't matter how much Lysol you spray or how many altoids you gnash...a man who smokes is not going to get a kiss out of me (ICK) or have the chance to sit on my couch (I don't own enough stock in Fabreze, yet). Regarding geography...If you live in Alaska, Georgia, Montreal, nevermind Indiana or Wisconsin...really..come on now..what are the chances of us meeting and developing a real relationship? I am sure there are plenty of ladies closer to you that will find you wildly attractive and sexy and bonus! ...we can each save each other a 2 hour commute. Lastly...not into games,jerking anyone around or being jerked around. Not into the whole FWB thing that seems to be the "hot" thing going on in the social scene. I am a woman that is looking for a decent man for a normal down to earth relationship. So if you are a player or just looking for booty call... please move on to the next profile, lol!

I consider myself a little bit of a tomboy who has a great collection of hiking boots, sexy****ail dresses and business suits, LOL!

Alright...it is actually spring as I look at my profile again although some goofy weather guy said it was going to snow today! I didn't believe him..so the goofy ski hat is boxed up and the skis are stored in the garage. Got to move on to learning to rollar blade without windmilling my arms like some kind of crazed human helocopter, jet skiing and trying to learn how to water ski. For some reason with water skiing, I end up doing painful leg splits or my bathing suit suddenly becomes a tourniquet...frankly.. I am tired of it happening! LOL! Short of wearing a dive suit...I think I need ski lessons.

It would be great to find a guy that is down to earth, who enjoys life and its adventures and is open to a real relationship without the guessing games and drama. I like a guy that says what he means and means what he says. Honesty is very important to me. I am good at board games like "CLUE" but not when it it happens in the love life! Being trustworthy is especially important to me. I am not into being jerked around or played or doing that in kind. I rather hear something I may not be wild about than be led to believe something else just to keep the status quo.

So if you are fun, outgoing, healthy, happy and honest...(sheesh, the list is not that long!) I would love to hear from you.

What kind of man are you?

Sitting there staring at each other trying to make small talk over a coffee is boring. How about a game of paintball? Trying to drive a segway through Grant Park? Whirly ball? Gokart racing? Holding each other up trying to rollerblade along the lakefront laughing hysterically? I will try to keep my arms from windmilling.. Meeting up at the zoo and visiting our relatives? A first date that isn't formulaic. At least something a little more creative than starbucks, conversation and a frapachino (sp?). How about an italian ice instead?