So you're home alone, staring at your computer screen, clicking though profile after profile.....Why? If you'd just contact me we could already be enjoying each others company...

.....Oh... what was that? Why me?....Well

-I'm sure I can make you laugh
-I'm quick witted
-I'm honest to a fault
-I can and will listen to you
-I have learned how not to stress the small stuff and just enjoy life
-I know who I am and what I want (and I'll *gasp* just tell you)
-I am very loyal and will do anything I can for those I care about
- Oh!.. besides all that I’m cute as hell (and modest to boot!)

Ok, ok I'm not gonna sit here and blow sunshine up your...... Nobodys perfect.

-I have no sense of direction what-so-ever and am often lost
-I can be very blunt and sometimes speak my mind a little to much
-I do every so often do "drugs" (nothing that hard, and no I don't have a "problem")
-I curse slightly more than a lady (or sailor) should
-I am very sarcastic **(though that could be a pro depending on your perspective and preference I actually like sarcasm)
-I'm a total klutz and fall / drop things quite a bit (I however do fall rather gracefully...it must come with experience)


What am I looking for? Hmm.....


Someone who...

-Is open minded
-Has a good sense of humor
-Knows who they are and what they want
-Is honest
-Is not afraid to be themselves
-Likes to have fun and can be sarcastic or silly
-Means and does what they say (anything else is a waste of their breath and my time)
-Doesn't mind a little PDA
-Is aware that the little things can make all the difference in the world
-Will check on me when I fall THEN laugh (possibly while helping me up)
-Can take it when I beat them at pool / video games
-Is willing to share their interests with me even if I'm totally clueless
-Will be the opener of jars, and remover of spiders (ewwww).



(The following isn't required reading just some of what make me...for those who are interested)

- I don't like driving
- I love my friends and family, but they still occasionally have homicidal thoughts directed towards them
- I don't sing well, but I still sing anyway
- I'm a little dark/morbid
- I refer to myself as "Fluffy"
- My ears, tongue, lip(twice), nose, and eyebrow are pierced...I have 5 tattoos(and want more)
- I shop in the Halloween section for home decor
- I prefer to watch scary movies (which I love) in the company of others
- I love my cats a little more than I should
- My favorite food is Chinese
- One of my aspirations is to take over the world
- I still watch cartoons
- I like myself, and am my own person even if some say I am "weird"
- When I can't think of anything to say I always say "So..How's it goin'?"
- I am sometime distracted by shiny objects
- I like anime
- My taste tend to vary from one extreme to the next(at this moment there is a My Little Pony sitting next to a grim reaper statue on my bar)
- I use the phrase "It's a conspiracy" often
- I hate spiders
- I believe that world keeps turning no matter what I do (unless of course I will it to stop)
- If I could have any car in the world it would be an El Camino



That's about it... if there is anything else you wanna know feel free to ask...or you can just wonder if you prefer...your call…

*~Misty~*

Ideally a first meeting shouldn't be to planned maybe just meet up at some place where we can both be at ease and get to know each other a little and decide from there what if anything we want to do.