Message me! I'm bored. Not boring...just bored. I should make that clear. Apparentley only boring people get bored, so I'm pretty worried about this current situation I find myself in and am trying to turn things around with a bit of socialising with complete strangers. Potentially great people, who at first impression may think..."Oh my he's cute", or "Are you kidding? I gave up a lamb roast at Mum's for this wombat?" So you know who to look for when we meet, in case you want to hide behind the gimp suit rack in the adult toy shop we'll be meeting at(I'm only kidding, they don't sell gimp suits there). Actually, I might change that to just toy shop. Some good clean honest fun. I've got a fairly broad build, with broad shoulders. Don't have any tattoos or piercings, but please don't hold that against me.
First Date
A quick iced tea or a turnip juice with a slice of lemon. Nothing too extreme, though I did see some people on one of those dating shows get some accupuncture and a massage at a day spa. That would be pretty sweet...even better without a camera crew I spose, or would it? Anyway, doesn't need to be an interview or a business meeting. Just a chance to go out in public with a member of the opposite sex who isn't related. You can spend years getting to truly know someone, so contact me now and you'll have a head start! I could say "Hurry while stocks last!", but what I have is in endless supply and hopefully lasts a lifetime ;D
*Caution: If you show any interest in me whatsoever and I decide I like you, you will probably have hell's own trouble getting rid of me and may have to take me for a "drive" to the next shire and coax me out of the car. But you'll have to be good, I don't fall for that trick very easily anymore.
Note: If you wish to bring a friend along for safety reasons, that's up to you. But since I wont be meeting you in Queens Park at midnight, I doubt it will be necessary. My options for meeting venues vary from your local department store in the confectionary section, to a quaint cafe or hotel, to a hardware store with a greenhouse nursery and of course the toy shop mentioned above. Just don't bring a spectator, because as you can imagine, meeting two or more people for a date, does end up as a crowd. Unless you have some something really fun and freaky in mind, then I might be forced to think about it. I'm willing to lie about how we met if you are.
* Disclaimer- I am not that wierd...really.
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